Thursday, May 21, 2009

The Daily Snake Bite


A man has been reported to have fallen into a well while attempting to reenact the nursery rhyme of 'Jack and Jill' to his 2nd grade class on May 14th, 2009. James Nilsen has been identified as the teacher of the 2nd grade class and the man who had fallen in the well. Students later told us, when questioned about the incident, that they have been learning the story for over 2 months while getting ready to preform it in a school talent show. Marie Clare, an 8 year old 2nd grader told us, "The class was very into the story and loved to see James act."
It is true, however, that an increased amount of children have been seen hanging around wells in the past two months and two childre were even forbidden, by local police, from going near wells on account of 'trying to see if someone could actually fall down a well'. Of those two students, one was in James' 2nd grade class.
Which led witnesses to believe that James could have easily been pushed by the very student doing exactly the same to children of his age.
Not much is certain about the 'accident' but as far as police have informed us, James is out and suffers minor injuries. Police let readers know, "James Nilsen's 2nd Grade class has been informed to stay away from violent nursery rhymes as they can impact a child's mind just like Spiderman has influenced many other children to want to jump off buildings and shoot web from their hands, it just doesn't happen that way."

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